The Worlds Biggest Dick!

Who does Diddy, Puff Daddy, P. Dick, Big Dick, Diddy Dick think he is! This guy is a tool!

Firstly, he's a terrible rapper (and dancer)! After painfully enduring some of his "best work" (?) i just wondered, "How did this guy get famous?" and "Are people really that tone-deaf"! He's actually the worst rapper out there (along with Soulja Boy) and when it comes to performing he's a total mess! He's a worse dancer than the whitest guy you could find!

Secondly, after viewing his latest reality "The Apprentice"-take off "I Want to Work for Diddy", i came to the conclusion that this guy is f**ked in the head! You know when Donald Trump does his random thoughts on...well whatever he wants to give his "thoughts" on this week, "wise" Diddy does the same (original!) but he just says some of the STUPIDEST stuff ever! I quote " Work is like love, i love work and you can't sleep when you're in love, so you don't sleep"! Thanks Gandhi! Someone take him off TV NOW!

And now he thinks he should be the next James Bond!
I quote: "I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it’s time for there to be a black Bond." Um no i don't think so stupid!
Now I'm the first one to say that I was overjoyed when Barack Obama was elected as the US President, but where is the relevancy in having a black bond? This is just a desperate publicity stunt (well executed i may add) and brings up and issue which is so irrelevant and stupid! Stupid stupid!

So here's the deal, take Kanye and Lindsay, go to some far far away island and disappear...for good!